Thanks for the heads up. Here's the thing, Chevy....I actually WANT a car I can ignore. There are too many things and people jockeying for my attention every day.I can't ignore my wife nor my job, although from time-to-time I'd like to. I want to ignore things like my hot water heater, my refrigerator, my mailman, and my car. However, that doesn't mean I don't want to take a hot shower, have a cold beer, read a magazine, or drive my ass around once in a while.

Ok, so this douche bag is waiting in line for the new harry potter book. At first
glance I thought he might be kidding. He’s got the purposely messed up hair and
the hip shades and all but he’s carrying a goddamn Welch’s grape juice. Clearly
he has the mind of a child. I wonder if he’ll be able to wait in line without
have to take a nap.



And “Avada Kedavra”? Really Ms. Rowling? How clever of you to rephrase “abra
cadabra”. Are there Bobbits and a magic bracelet in your book too? You hurt
J.K.





Holy shit sweet Jesus.

Is Charles back in Charge?

I can’t tell if those are two hipsters in Williamsburg or if they’re an acting troop in Uzbekistan during the cold war. But, they HURT!

all you need to know is that her nickname is taco shorts.
Taco shorts, consider yourself alerted!!

3 Questions:

a) Taco shorts: why the long face?

b) Why don’t either of them smile? You’d think they’d be happy with all the money they’ve saved by getting 2 for 1’s at Daffy’s.

c) Why do they shop at a place called DAFFY’S?